I went to the new Vons the other day
You know the one off Ocean Blvd, right next to Chronic Taco
I ran into a bald, chubby guy named Buddha
I thought that was a funny name
He was in and out of there pretty quickly
He even used the new self check out device at the front
All that he bought were two loaves and a fish
My Hispanic friend Jesus that works in the meat department
Thought that he was pretty odd
I honestly don't know what to think
I bought potato wedges, which took forever
And were very hard
They have a nice organic section
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